Akbar ke Darbaar mein Gaand Chudai
Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek randi ne mujra kiya.
Woh badi hi KANTEELI NACHANIYA thi.Itni zor se
naachi ke sabke tatte short ho gaye.
Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne randi ko kaha, "Jamnabai,
bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-
moti,jaageer.... kya chahiye, bol.Agar teri kisise dushmani
ho to bhi bataa de......uski behen chod di jayegi."
Randi bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunke.Par
woh bahut hi bhenchod kism ki aurat thi. Uske gandu
dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.
Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to
kuch arz
karoon".
Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut senti tha.Woh bola, "Jo
marzi
maang, Jamna darling."
Randi boli,"Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgadi pe tatti karni
hai."
Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya yeh randi
BAWLI GAAND to nahin ho gayi? Lekin woh manaa bhi
nahin kar sakta tha....promise jo kar diya tha. Usne randi ko
kuch aur maangne ke liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut
seasoned campaigner thi.... woh nahin maani. Akbar bhi
bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki date dedi.
Usne socha ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel
karwa dega, par bhen ki laudi maan ke nahin deti thi. Jab
Tatti-day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki gaand bahut zyaada
phat gayi....usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya.
Usne Birbal se kaha ki ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke
haath mein
hai. Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use
apni maa chudwaani pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe
aanch nahin aane dega. Akbar bhi nischint ho gaya.
Finally Tatti-day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin
saka.
Bhenchod ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah randi
ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara. Kehne lagi,
"Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon... jaldi se
raajgaddi pe haggi maarne ki vyawastha kijiye."
Akbar ne phatti gaand ke saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal
to bhen
ka lauda hasi has raha tha. Apni seat se khada hua aur bola,
"Jamnabai, tumne tatti karne ki demand ki thi....so karo.
Lekin agar ek boond bhi moot nikal aaya to yeh talwaar
choot mein ghusa ke gaand se nikaal doonga...."
Randi ko samajh aa gaya ki is baar uska paala kisi andu
pandu se nahin, Birbal se pada hai.
Tab Woh chupchaap apana ghaghara uthake apane ghar
Ki taraf aisi bhagi ke jaise kisi ne Gaand me Roket daal ke aag laga di ho.........
Akbarne 9 chutiye lundoore paal rakhe the. Aaj ke time unko Akbar ke Navratan kahte hai!

Birbal aur Tansen me bada Competition raha karta tha...

Ek din gusse me aake Tansen keha ki
"Ab faisla ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada betichod aur madarchod hai??

Birbal bhi taiyar Tha usne kaha aap bataiye kya shart hai...

Tansen: "Main Jodha Bai ke mammey choos sakta hoon!"

Birbal ki hass hass ke Gaand me dard ho gaya. Kehta hai ki
Birbal:"Agar toone aisa kar diya to agle din poora Durbar ke
saamne mai nangaa aaunga!"
Bas fir hona kya tha lag gayi shart.
Tansen gaya bazaar, sapere ke paas. Kehta hai ki "Bhai, mujhe ek
saanp chahiye, untrained aur bina zehar ke hona chahiye".
Saanp khareed ke Tansen usko ghar pe training dena shuru karta
hai. Ek aadmi ka putla banake saanp ko kehta hai "BETA SAPPU uske
tang pe kaat". To sappu putle ke taang pe jake das leta hai. Aise
hi training karte karte sappu Tansen ka ishara dekh kar taang,
haath, gala, ityadi ko dasna seekh jaata hai. Jahan bhi Tansen
ishara karta, Sappu waha das leta.
Training karke sappu ab taiyar
ho gaya.

Ab baat aisi thi ki Akbar aur Jodha bai har subah apne bageeche me
sair ke liye nikalte the. Agle din subah Tansen bhi apne sappu ke
saath bageeche me ja pahuncha aur jhadiyon me chhip gaya.
Akbar aur Jodha ko aata dekh tansen ne sappu ko phat se
nikalke zameen pe chhod diya aur ishara Jodha bai ke mammon ki
taraf karke bola. "BETA SAPPU dikha apna kamaal ja das le rani ke
Mammon ko."
Sappu phat se gaya, begum ki taang par chadh ke,
mansal Jangho se gujerke chut ko par kar ke seedha ja pahunchta
hai mammon ke beech vali khai me vaha se plan ke mutabik Jodha ke nipples pe das leta hai!

Ye dekh ke Akbar to darr gaya "Arre bachao koi bachao meri begum ko
saanp ne das liya! Koi Bachaooo !"

Tabhi Tansen nikla jhadiyon se, bhaag ke aya aur bola
"Jahan
panah ek Upay hai mere paas rani sahebaan ko bachaneka. Mein agar
zehar choos kar bahar nikal doon to aap gussa hokar meri gand to
naahi katwa denge na.

Akbar bola "Madar chod jo bhi karna ho jaldi
kar but meri Jodha ko bacha le." Phir kya tha Tansen ne phat se
Jodha bai ko pakda, uske kapde Ranjit ki tarah fade aur mammey
bahar nikal kar chhosne laga....aur poore ke poore choos
dale...(Aur idher-udher haath bhi maar liye harami ne)

Jab Birbal ne ye baat suni to uski gaand se maano Rocket guzar gaya.

Man hi man sochne laga Bhenchod kal to lut gayee izzat, bhare
darbaar me nang dhadang jaana padega. Gaand lag gayi. Usne khoob
socha, baal khujlaye (upar ke bhi neeche ke bhi) lekin no idea.
Gaand jab khujayee to idea Lund ki tarah uchhal kar bahar aaya.

Agle din darbaar laga, Akbar ne sabke samne Tansen ki tareef ki
aur kaha agar tansen me zehar choosne ki shakti nahi hoti to Jahan
panah aaj randwe hote aur akele apne aap hilaa rahe hote.

Lekin Tansen tho intizaar nahi karsakta tha Birbal ke liye.
Khushi ke maare pagal ho raha tha ye soch kar ki jab Birbal bhare
darbaar me nanga hokar aayega to Akbar ki gaand sharm se paani
paani ho jayegi, Haa. Aur Wo birbal ke gaand pe itne hunter
maarenge ki Birbal ki 7 pushte muh se hagegi.
Tabhi darbaar me hulchul machi, sabne dekha ki Birbal nanga
hokar, apna lauda haath me pakde, dudta hua aa raha hai. Bas phir
hona kya tha Akbar ki gaand gusse se LAAL ho gayi...

Akbar: "Birbal ye kya gustakhi hai? Teri himmat kaise hui
aise nange aane ki. Aur wo bhi poora Durbar ke saamne!"

Birbal bola:Haye Jahan panah! Mai mar gaya! Mujhe saap ne kaat
liya mere laude pe!"

Akbar:Ya Allah, Tansen ja choos Birbal ka lund aur usko
jaldi bachao!"

Aur fir kya tha Birbal ne maje leke Tansen se apana lund chusva liya.....
Ek Baar Akbar Ne Birbal Ko Aadesh Diya
Akbar: “Ek Aisa Aadmi Dhundh Ke Lao Jo Mere Saath
Isharo Mein Baat Kar Sake, Main Us Se Kuch Sawaal
Puchunga”
Birbal: “Ji, Maaharaj”
Akbar: “Agar Usne Galat Jawab Diya To Uski Gardan Kaat
Di Jayegi, Sahi Jawab Diya To Ek Mahal, Aur Ek Laakh
Rupaye Dunga, Aisa Aadmi Nai Dhund Sake To Tumhari
Gardan Kaat Dunga.”
Ab Birbal Ki Fat Gayi, Kahan Se Laaye Aisa Aadmi Dhund
Ke, 10 Din Baad Ek Bakri Charane Wala Mil Gaya Naam
Tha Chanki.
Birbal Ne Use Lalach Dekar Kaha: “Vese Bhi Teri Zindagi
Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai, Parivar Paalna Bhi Mushkil Ho
Raha Hai”
Chanki: “Bilkul Hajoor”
Birbal: “Main Tujhe 10,000 Rupaye Dunga, Tu Bas Raja Ke
Samne Chal Pad Aur Isharo Mein Baat Kar”
Chanki: “Agar Main Jawab Na De Paaya To?”
Birbal: “Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega, Tu Mar Bhi Gaya To Kam
Se Kam Tere Ghar Wale Mere Diye Rupayo Se Aram Se
Zindagi To Kaat Lenge”
Chanki Ko Baat Samajh Mein Aa Gayi Aur Pahunch Gaya
Darbar Mein
Akbar Ne Use 1 Ungali Dikhayi, Chanki Ne Usko 2 Dikha
Di
Akbar Ne Isharo Se Pucha: “Kyu?”
Chanki Ne Ek Ungli Asmaan Ki Taraf Kari Aur Fir
Badshaah Ki Taraf Kar Di
Akbar Muskuraya Aur Usne Apne Haath Ko Hawa Mein
Hilaya Aur Pucha: “Kyu?”
Chanki Ne Apni Pant Niche Ki Aur Lund Pakad Ke Raja Ke
Samne Hila Diya,
Birbal Ki Ye Dekh Ke Gaand Fat Gayi Par Raja Bahut
Khush Hua Aur Chanki Ko Inaam Deke Vida Kiya
Uske Jane Ke Baad Birbal Ne Hairan Hokar Akbar Se
Puchha
Birbal: “Hajoor Ye Kya Chal Raha Tha”
Akbar Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: “Maine Use 1 Ungli Dikha
Ke Pucha, Kya Bhagwan Ek Hai? Wo Bola 2 Hain, Ek Upar
Or Ek Niche Aap.”
Birbal: “Ohh, Fir Kya Pucha Tha Aapne?”
Akbar: “Maine Puchha Tha, Ye Population Kyo Badh Rahi
Hai, Usne Lund Dikha Ke Bola Ki Iski Wajah Se.”
Birbal Ke To Ye Sun Ke Hosh Ud Gaye Ki Us Se Bhi
Akalmand Koi Hai Is Duniya Mein, Usne Socha Ki Milna
Chahiye Chanki Se, To Ja Pahuncha Chanki Ke Ghar.
Birbal: “Tumhe Samajh Kaise Aaya Ke Raja Puchna Kya
Chahta Hai?”
Chanki Muskurate Hue Bola: “Lo Ismein Kya Mushkil Hai,
Raja Bola 1 Bakri Dega, Maine Bola 2 Lelo, Upar Wale Ne
Bahut De Rakhi Hain.”
Birbal Hairan Hote Hue: “Aur Dusri Baar?”
Chanki: “Fir Akbar Ne Pucha Tha Sab Bakri Dega? Maine
Bola Loda Lele Mera”
Birbal Ne Ye Suna Aur Ho Gya Behosh


Ise hi kahte hai "Bin mange Moti mile, Mange mile na Bhikh"
Darbar laga hua tha aur Akbar raja apne darbariyo ke saath baithe the. Birbal ki najar darbar ke jarukhe me baithi Akbar ki sabse chhotti rani Salma begam par hi dati thi. Bich bich me Salma begum aur Birbal ki najre mil jaati thi. Salma begam ki chudai karne me Birbal ko saalo ki tapsya karni padi thi lekin begam ki gulabi chut aur uske sexy stano ko dekh ke koi bhi insane apni itni lambi tapsya par heran nahi hoga. Wo kahete hain na jitni badi tapsya utna bada aashirwad.

Akbar ko ek biwi hoti to Salma begam ki chudai ki bhukh shayad itni badhti nahi aur Birbal ko chudai ka yah suahana mauka milta nahi.
Lekin Akbar ki zyada biwiya thi islie Salma ki gulabi chut pyasi raheti thi.
Akbar mahine me ekaad baar shikaar karne jaata tha aur Birbal uske saath nahi jaata tha kyunki yahi
mauka hota tha sexy gulabi chut pane ka.

Aaiye aap ko Salma ki chudai ki ek ghatna bataye jab Birbal ne uski gaand aur chut me tel mal ke uski chudai ki thi.
Akbar shikar pe, Birbal apne shikar pe. Sham ke wakt Akbar apne kuch khaas darbari aur Birrbal ke paas baitha tha. Garmi ki season thi aur junagadh se khaas badshah ke lie aam aaye the. Aam khate khate Birbal ne kaha, Maharaj maine suna hai ki Junagadh ke kuch kisano ko ek sher pareshan kar raha hain. Aap apne shikario se kah ke in kisano ki madad kyun nahi karte. Birbal smart tha wo jaanta tha ki badshah ko uksane par wo khud shikaar ke lie jaega aur wo Salma ki chudai ka mauka paa jaega. Akbar ne muchho ke baal malte hue Birbal se kaha, Birbal sher ko maarne ke lie sher ko hi jaana chahiye, hum log kal hi rawana hote hain. Birbal manoman apni chaal pe khush hua, tabhi Akbar ne puchha, Birbal tum hamare saath chaloge is baar. Birbal bola, Nahi maharaj mujhe kaha is paap ke bhagidaar banate ho… Akbar, Birbal aur haajir sabhi darbaari hans pade. Birbal do tarfa hans raha tha muccho me aur muchho ke bahar, use begum ki chudai ka mast awsar milne wala tha.

Dusre din sham ko hi Akbar apne kuch khas sainiko ke saath apne haathi par Junagadh ki aur jaane ke lie nikal pada. Birbal ke lund ka rasta saaf tha. Sham ko hi usne apne kaksh me lund ko hila ke muth maar li thi. Uske dilo dimag me Salma Begum ki gulabi chut ke khayal base hue tha. Salma begum ki Gulabi chut ko pahle gulabjal se dhoya gaya Shaam ko Birbal sidha raani ke kaksh ke paas waale. kaksh me jaa ke baith gaya. Yah kaksh khali tha aur yaha koi nahi rahta tha. Bahut kam sipahi aur daasiyo ko pata tha ki is kaksh ka ek darwaja raani kaksh ke pichhe khulta tha. Birbal ko pata tha ki agar akabar ne pakad liya to jaan jaayegi lekin fir bhi begum ki gulabi chut ki lalach use yah bagawat karne ke lie taiiyar karti thi.

Birbal ne dabe paaw kaksh ke pichhe nikal ke begum ke kaksh ke age chhipne ki jagah bana li. Wo aise bhi aaj bahut saare kapde daal ke aaya tha taaki pakde jaane ka khatra ho to muh chhipa sake. Begum ne har baaar ki tarah apni daasi Madhu ko chhod sabhi kinnar aur daasiyo ko dusre kaam se bhej diya aur pahre dene waale sipahi ko kah diya ki andar koi naa aaye.
Birbal ne dekha ki rasta saaf hain aur wo bahar aake sidha raani ke shayan kaksh me ghus gaya. Begum ki gulabi chut Birbal ko dekh ke fadfada uthi. Madhu ne jhuk ke Birbal ko salam kiya, Birbal ne Madhu ke prnam ka jawab diya aur jeb se do mohar nikaal uski kurti ke gale mae hath daal uski bra
mai rakh di. Bra mai rakhte hue birbal ne uski nangi chuchi ko bhi ched diya aur mohar rakhkar apni anguli aur anghute se uske nipple ko daba diya. Madhu unki is harkat par kewal muskura di. Madhu wahi kaune me jaake baith gai. Waise aap ko yah bata de ki madhu to Birbal aur Begum ke har ek sex ki gawah thi. Iski wajah yah thi ki Birbal ka lund chose bina uthta nahi tha aur Begum lund chhosti nahi thi. Madhu hi thi jo pahle lund ko choos ke khda karti thi fir begum ki gulabi chut ki thukaai hoti thi. Madhu ko bhi sham ke pahle se pata tha ki Birbal aane wala hai kyunki sham ko hi begum ke kahne pe usne begum ki gulabi chut ko chikna kerke gulaab jal se dhoya tha. Aur khub chat chat ker garam ker diya tha.

Birbal ka lauda tha jaise ki ek bada hathuda Birbal apne kapde kholne laga. Madhu kone me khadi khadi apne hontho ke upar jaban fer rahi thi aur Salma begum ki gualbi chut ka paani bhi chhutne laga tha. Salma begum Birbal ke paas aa khade hue aur Birbal ne pure silk ke unke gown ko utaarne me ek minute se jyada wakt nahi liya, Dono bahi pade Raajsi bed per masti kerne lage. bada honshiyar banda tha Birbal. Begum ke jamane me panty to thi nahi islie andar koi antrwastra tha hi nahi. Gulabi chut ke baal kuch samay pahle hi kaate gaye the aur chut saaf aur bilkul chikni thi. Birbal ka lund Salma begum ke haath me ghum raha tha aur Salma begum ko is garmi ki ritu me bhi is lund ki garmi se maja aa raha tha.

Madhu begum k eek ishare ke lie tadap rahi thi. Wo soch rahi thi kab begum use pass aane de aur wo Birbal ka pura ke pura lund choos le. Begum ek minute tak Birbal ke tote se khelti rahi aur fir usne Madhu ki taraf dekhte hue ik ishara kiya. Madhu bukhi thi aur pyasi bhi, Birbal ke lund ki. Wo turant aa dhamki aur laude ke supaade ko apne muh me bhar ke chussss chussssss jaise awajo ke saath choosne lagi. Birbal ka lund dhire dhire aur bhi lamba hone laga aur puri tarah bamboo ban gaya. Madhu ki chut bhi puri gili ho gai thi. Uska bas chalta to bo abhi apana ghagra utha ker birbal ka pura lund apni gili chut mai ghuser leti. Per birbal ka madhu mai koi intrest nahi tha. jab use Salma ki saaf sutri chikni gulaabi chut mil rahi thi to madhu ki chut per to vo thukta bhi nahi. kahan uske saamne rani ki gulabi chut aur kahan madhu ka kala aur faila hua bhosada. Usme to na jaane kitne lund ja chuke the.

Do minute ki lund chusaai ke baad to Birbal ka lund 9 inch jitna tan gaya aur uske supaade ki chaudaai kam se kam paune do inch jitni thi.
Madhu apne dono haath se Birbal ka lund hilaati thi aur chus leti thi. Madhu ke muh ke dono taraf Birbal ke laude ne chiknahat chhod di thi.
Idhar Salma begum ki gulabi chut ke andar unki ungliya kab se khelne lagi thi. Jisko dekhker salma begum apni gulaabjal se dhuli hui gulaabi chut mai ungli ker rahi thi. Madhu ne laude ko chudai ke kaabil bana ke chhoda. Birbal ka lauda bilkul tan gaya tha aur Birbal ko bhi ab gulabi chut ke andar gote lagane the.
Salma begum kab se copper ki surahi ke pipe ko chut ke andar lene ki naakam koshish kar rahi thi. Surahi ko ghis ghis ke begum gualbi chut ko laal laal kar bethi thi.
Begum ne jaise dekha ki Birbal ka lund faarig hua hai who apni dono taange faila ke niche gadde par let gayi. Birbal ne apne kamar ke upar bache aakhiri kapde ko
bhi hata diya.
Wyayam kar ke banaye mast kase hue is sharir ko dekh ke hi to Salma begum Birbal ki deeawane ban gaye the. Birbal begum ki dono tango ke bich jaa baitha aur gualbi chut ke fulo se bhi naajuk hontho ko haath se sahlane laga. Begum apne chuncho ko dabane lagi. Birbal ne begum ko bhi pura nanga kar diya. Begum ke sexy sharir ki taarif karne ke lie shabd dhundhna bhi mushkil tha, uske ek ek ang me ada thi. Birbal ne dhire se apne lund ka supaada gulabi gualbi chut ke pankhudiyo jaise hontho par rakh diya. begum karaha uthi. garam lund se chut ki garmai takra rahi thi.
Begum aah aah kar rahi thi, Birbal ko jara bhi hurry nahi thi kyunki yaha to sarkar apni hi thi. bas birbal bhi begum ki gulaabi chut ko aise hi khodne lage. unko ab kisi ka dar to tha nahi. Waise bhi Madhu ne bahar darwan logo ko kahe rakha tha ki andar kisi ko naa bheje. Andar bina ijajat ek hi shaksh aa sakta tha, jo abhi Junagadh ke pahdiyo me hathi ke saath gaya hua tha.
Birbal ka lund aadha apni chut me jaate hi Begum ne Birbal ko kas ke pakad liya. Salma begum Akbar ki aakhiri yaani ki sab se chhoti
umar ki biwi thi, Birbal sahi me dhanya tha is 19 saal ki begum ki gulabi chut paa ke. Birbal ne gulabi chut me dhamashan macha di Birbal ka lund aur ek zatke ke saath Begum ki chut me lagbhag pura ke pura ghus gaya. Begum ki aankhe bandh hone lagi aur usne Birbal ke pet ke hisse ko pakad liya taaki wo jor se uski thukaai naa kar sake. Birbal ne bhi jara bhi jaldbaaji nahi ki. Who dhime dhime apne lund ko is sexy gulabi chut ke andar bahar karne laga…. Aahista aashita….!!!
Aha Aahaa Aahhhaaaaa Aaaahhhhhhahhahaaaaa
Begum Ke muhu se kewal karaha nikal rahi thi.
Thak thak
Ahaaah ahahaaaaa
har dhakke mai ek karha.....
Jara sa tham lo.....
Salma begum har dhakke ka pura maja le rahi thi...
Birbal ko bhi koi jaldi nahi thi.
Bo bade aaraam se apni koli mai bharker begum ki gulabi chut ko chod raha tha. begum ki chut bhi khub fur fura rahi thi. aaj bahut samay baaad uski pyaas bhujne waali thi. jaise mahino baad dharti par barsaat hone waali ho. udhar is garam chudaai ko dekh madhu bhi puri garam ho gai thi. ab usko lund to milne se raha. so usne bahi kone mai beth apna ghagra upar kar apni
chut mai ungli karni suru ker di. jis raftaar se birbal salma begum ki gulabi chut chod rahe the usse kahi jyada speed se madhu ki ungli uski
chut mai chal rahi thi.... Jaise hi begum ki siskiya madak hone lagi
aur us me use aa rahe maje ki gooonj sunaai dene lagi Birbal ne chudai ka engine aur bhi teji se chalu kar diya. Idhar Madhu daasi bhi apni chut ke andar tezi ungli
daal rahi thi. uska lehenga kamar se bhi upar tha. uski dono tange khuli aur upar ko uthi hui thi. uski khuli chut niche tak uski gand ke ched tak dikh rahi thi. birbal usko is mastane pose mai dekh begum ki teji se chudai ker raha tha. ek chikni gulabi chut mai uska mastana lund dhamachokri macha raha tha. aur ek chut uske najar ke samne ungli se chud rahi thi. usko pura maja aa raha tha.
Tabhi bo madhu daasi ko ek sexy sa issara kerta hai....
madhu birbal ke issare ko samajh muskura deti hai. birbal uski chut ko bhi chodne ke liye bolta hai. jiska intzaar madhu na jaane kab se ker rahi thi.. bo piche ko adhleti hui apna ungli chut se nikaal leti hai aur birbal ko apni chut dikha use chodne ka ishara kerti hai birbal uske mastaane bhosade ko khula dekh aur bhi jyada garam ho jaata hai. bo issaare se hi begum ko chodte hue usko baata hai. ki dekh jaaneman tujhe aise chodunga. madhu aur birbal dono ko pata tha ki salma begum ke saame to ye nahi ho payega. per dono isaaro isaaro se ek dusre ko chod aur chudwa
rahe the. Birbal ka kadawar lund begum ki gulabi chut ko pelta hua fach fach awaj karne laga. Begum ki gualbi chut ke pankhdiyo jaise hontho ke bich me andar bahar hote hue lund ko dekh ke Madhu ki halat bhi kharab hone lagi thi. Begum Salma to aah aah oh oh Birrrrbal…
Birrrrrrrrbal…aaaaaaaahhhhh….dhire se….aah
aahhhhhh…..aahhhhh….Biraaabal kar rahi thi.
Birbal ko bhi gulabi chut se nikalte hue ras se pata chal gaya ki begum ki chut ne maidaan chhod diya hai aur us ke andar se kaamras nikal gaya hai. Begum ne Birbal ko kas ke pakad lliya aur Birbal bhi pahadi lund se Begum ko jor jor se thokne laga. Quki usko pata tha ki agar bo jaldi se nahi jhada to uska lund fir aise hi reh jayega. Begum ne apna paani chod diya tha. aur ab bo bahut jald usko mana kerne wali thi. Birbal ne begum ko apne uper ker liya aur niche se zor zor se jhatke maarne laga. begum ne bhi apna ek per thoda uthaker birbal ko bhi thanda hone ka moka de diya.. Aur tabhi...........
Begum ke muh se lagataar badi garmagaram awajay nikal rahi thi.
Oh oh oh ohaah aaahhhh mar
gai….birrrrrbaaaallllll….aaaahhhhhhh….
chudai me kya begum kya baadsha….
begum ki siskiyo ki parwah na karte hue Birbal uske dono haath pakad ke begum ki gulabi chut ko jhanjhodta hua thokta raha Salma begum ab thak gai thi aur wo ab hilna bandh kar chuki thi,
Birbal ne ek baar fir salma begum ko palta. Aur unke uper chad ek hi jhatke mai apna lund unki sikur chuki chut mai daal diya.
Ahhaaahhaaaaaaaaa
begum ke muh se zordaar cheekh
nikli. jaise kuwari ladki ki jhilli fati ho. tabhi Birbal ke maathe se pasine ki bunde Salma begum ke muh par padi. Birbal aur ek baar jor jor se thokne laga aur wo bhi
aah aah oh oh karta hua Salma begum ki gulabi chut ke anadr nidhaal ho gaya. Dono ek dusre ke upar hi let gaye.
Madhu daasi aayi aur usne begum ki chut aur Birbal ke lund ko saaf kapde se saaf kiya.
Birbal ka lund saaf karte karte uske dimaag me ek hi khayal tha ki kabhi Birbal akela mila to uska lund jarur chut me legi……………..!!!
Birbal apne lund par madhu ke hontho ko mehsus karte hue soch raha tha ki iske bhosade ki garmi bhi mitani chahiy Aur salma begum ki gulaabi chut pit pit kar laal ho chuki thi. bo thakkar apni taange failaaye leti thi. madhu birbal ka lund saaf karne ke baad salma begum ki chut ki aur chali jaati hai. ab uski lambi jeebh unki chut ko safachat kar rahi thi. ye dekh birbal ka lund pura khada ho jata hai. aur bo madhu ke peeche aa uska lehnga utha uski kamar par rakh deta hai aur ek hi jhatke mai apna lund uski
gaand mai daal deta hai. madhu ek zor ki siskari le neeche ko jhuk jaati hai. uski chut to na jaane kab se laplapa rahithi. aur bo birbal ka pura lund apne andar le leti hai. birbal ek baar fir danadan dhakke lagaane lagta hai. Aur use bhi saant kar deta hai....

The End
Jaisa ki aap jante hai Akbar ek No ka laundiya baaz tha. Nayee chut dekhate hi uske LUND me khujali hone lagti thi. Aur kuchh bhi kar ke Birbal uski khujali dur karwa deta tha, chahe uske liya Birbal ko khud hi kyon na GAAND marwani pad jaye..

Ek baar Akbar ka dill Birbal ki wife par aa gaya. Akbar toh Raaja tha hi is liye uski setting badi aasani se ho gayi. Magar Birbal tha ke maan ke raaji nahi tha, Akbar ke laakh manane par bhi Birbal nahi mana...

Tab Akbar ne idea lagaya, usne Birbal ko Multan ke Raaja se mil ke aane ko kaha. Birbal to kafi tezz dimag tha hi is liye wo samajh gaya tha ke Daal me kuchh kala hai...

Wo Multan na jaake apane palang ke neeche chhip gaya aur intezaar karne laga...

Raat hote hi Birbal ki Biwi puri taiyaari ke saath Akbar ka intezaar karne lagi.

Akbar ne jab dawaja khola toh...

Birbal ki Biwi: Hai Kaun?

Akbar: Mein hoon akbar tera sul'taan.

Birbal ki Biwi: Aja mere Raaja ek tu hi hai kadar'daan,
Pyaas bujha meri, karo meri choot ka Samman.

Akbar: Dar mat mein hoon poora jawan,
Aaj chdunga tuihe bankar Pahelvaan.

Birbal ki Biwi: Aaj mai ne bhi kar rakha hai saphaachat Jhaanto ka Maidaan.

Itana kuchh sunke ab Birbal se naheen raha gaya. woh turant palng ke neeche se nikal kar bola,...

Birbal: Tum dono ki bewafai dekh ke mai ho gaya hun Hairan,
Ab mai toh kya mera LODA bhi nahi jaye ga Multan.

Waise toh Akbar ko pata tha ki Birbal ki Gaand me bohot dum hai aur woh sabhi sawalon ka jawab de deta tha

Fir bhi ek din Akbar ne birbal ki gaand me khujali karne ki sochi...

Akbar Ne ek sham ko Apni Raj Sabha Mein Birbal Se Pucha.
“Meri Munchh Pe Kitne Baal Hai Birbal?”

Birbal Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “12450 Baal Hai”

Akbar: “Dekh Lo Birbal, Agar Ek Baal Bhi Jyada Ya
Kam Hua Toh hamare Ghode se teri Gaand marwayee jayegi”

Birbal: Aap kal subah ginwa lijiyega 12450 hi honge.

Dusare din subah Akbar ne Birbal ko bulwaya

Akbar: Birbal fir soch le ya toh Gaan marwane ke liye taiyaar rehana...

Birbal: “Jahapnah, gustakhi maaf Agar Jodha Bai ki Jhanton ke Baal aap ki muchh me fas gaye honge to aap ki Muchh ke baal Jyada Ho sakte hai...

Aur Agar chut chaat te wakht Mucchh ke Baal Jhanton me fas gaye honge toh kam bhi nikal sakte hai

Toh Jahapana aap ki Muchh ke baal gin ne se pehele hume Jodha bai ki Chut ki Jhanton ko gin na padega

Ye sun ke Akbar ki Gaand hi fatt gayi...
Baadshah Akbar ka darbaar


Birbal: Huzoor... Kuch toh kha lijiye. Khana thanda ho raha hai.


Akbar: Mujhe dal roti nahi khani. Mutton ya chicken kuch hai?


Birbal: Huzoor... Paise kahan hai? Aaj hi maine Salim ko 2 lakh rupay bheje hain. Aap ko pata hai na London mein rehne ka aur padhai karne ka kitna kharcha hai.


Akbar: Kambakht Salim. Papa ke bare mein soch kar ek do hazaar kam le liya hota.


Birbal: Huzoor... Chaliye. Kuch kha lijiye.


Akbar: Birbal! Mujhe nahi khana.


Birbal (chupke se) : Saala, pocket mein paisa nahi hai aur mutton chicken ki baat karta hai.


Akbar: BIRBAL! Maine sunn liya hai tumne kya kaha. Main Hindustaan ka Shahensha hun. Tumhari yeh jurrat ke tum mujhse aise baat karo. Mere reputation ka koi khayal nahi tumhe?


Birbal: Abey kahe ka reputation? Yeh 300 saal purana lungi pahen ke ghumte ho. Har roz yehi ek kapda. Lagta hai jaise Shahensha nahi, koi do paise ka kawwal ho.


Akbar: BIRBAL! Yeh mera shaahi kameez hai.


Birbal: Kis baat ka shaahi kameez hai yeh? Kabhi dekha hai theek se? Peeche se phata huwa hai. Aap ki laal chaddi bhi dikhti hai. Woh tourist log aaye the, woh bhi mazaak uda rahe they aap ke laal chaddi ka. Silaai toh kar lijiye huzoor...


Akbar: NAMAKOOL!!


Birbal: Ae buddhe! Aise mat chilla. Theek se brush nahi karte kya? Muh se badboo aati hai. Nahate toh aap ho nahi. Kam se kam brush toh kiya karo.


Akbar: Municipality ne paani ke upar bhi tax laga diya hai. Kaise nahaun. Aur Birbal tumhe pata nahi, hum jis dukaan se brush khareed te hain wahan kal hi dukandaar ne bol diya tha ke pehle purana udhaar chukta karo, phir brush lekar jao. Mera brush purana ho gaya hai. Aur main Shahensha hoke purana brush istemaal nahi karunga.


Birbal: Jo bhi ho... Chalo ab khana kha lo. Nahi toh raat ko biri nahi milegi.


Akbar: Birbal mere bhai aisa mat karo.


Birbal: Pehle khao.


Akbar: Namak kam hai....

Birbal: Yeh lo huzoor... Biri piyo.


Akbar: Cigarette nahi hai?


Birbal: Biri ka packet hi 5 rupiya ho gaya hai. Cigarette ka paisa kya tere sasuraal se aayega?


Akbar: Magar Shahensha hoke biri?


Birbal: E sunn... Tu apni yeh roz roz ki nautanki bandh kar. Samjha?


Akbar: Hmmm


Birbal: Dill pe mat le yaar. Tere liye ek surprise hai.


Akbar: Kya hai?


Birbal: Yeh leh. Paas wale theke se udhaar pe laya hun. Kal bhabhi se maang ke paisa lana. Chukta karna hai.


Akbar: Daroo?!? Birbal tu mera sabse achcha dost hai. Aa gale mill...


Thodi der baad....


Birbal: Abey saale botal chupa. Bhabhi shopping kar ke ghar pahuch gayi.


Akbar: Kaun? Kyun? Kahan? Kaise? Kab?



Screeeeeeeech! Ek Mercedes Benz aake ruki. Gaadi se nikli, ek besh keemti saree pehne ek aurat. Sirr se pao tak bhaari bharkam geheno se dhaka huwa. Saamne safed uniform pehne driver aur ek bodyguard. Dikki mein shopping ka samaan bhara huwa.


JODHA BAI KI ENTRY...


Jodha: Hi jaanu kaise ho? Mujhe miss kiya na baby?


Akbar: Jodha darling tum aa gayi?


Jodha: Tumne phir woh sasta wala daru piya hai?


Akbar: Maine nahi... Matlab ..... Yeh... Woh... Woh Birbal laya hai!!


Birbal (chupke se) : Mera toh aaj band baj gaya...


Jodha: Birbal? .... BIRBAL? Tumne mere jaanu ko daru pilaya?


Birbal: Maine toh bas khareeda tha. Piya toh inhone hai.


Akbar:


Jodha: Akbar! Tum abhi mere kamre me aao.....


Kuch der baad



Birbal: Huzoor!! Aap kaise ho??



Akbar: Main kaun hun? Main kahan hun?
_

Birbal: Sarkar utho!! Subah ho gayi!


Akbar: Mujhe mat maaro! Maine kuch nahi kiya! Maine kuch nahi kiya! Please mujhe chhor do!


Birbal: Huzoor! Main Birbal. Kya hua? Aap itne daar kyun gaye.



Akbar: Oh! Birbal! Maine socha tumhari Jodha bhabhi hai.



Birbal: Huzoor... Jaldi se naha dho ke fresh ho jaiye. America se tourist log aaye hai aap ka mahal dekhne. Achche khase bakshish ka chance hai. Raat ka daroo toh pakka samjho.


Akbar: Kitna milega?


Birbal: Arey pehle taiyaar toh ho jao... Dusre guide log bhi toh dhande me hai.



Akbar: Kya zamana aa gaya. Mahal apna aur isko ghumane ke bahane rozgaar hota hai unn logo ka.


Taan Sen: aaaaaaaaaaaa!


Akbar: Tannu?? Tu kab aaya? Aur yeh subah subah saand ki tarah gale kyun phaad raha hai? Kaun marr gaya?



Taan Sen: Main reyaaz kar raha hoon bloody phool! Waise bhi I Himesh se achcha sing.



Akbar: Oye teri! Tu angrezi kab se jharne laga??



Taan Sen: Arey bhai mat pooch. Apun ne Sikander bhai ka Spoken English Class join kiya hai. Now I can talk English, walk English... Arey apun toh bada ghar bhi English mein jata hai.


Akbar: Woh kaise?



Taan Sen: Common sense bhai... Paani mat use kar. News paper se kaam chala lo.


Akbar: Chhi!! Tabhi sochun, yeh badboo kahan se aa rahi hai?


Birbaal: Huzoor! Yeh boo Tannu ke pichwade se nahi...aap ke badan se aa rahi hai. Do mahine ho gaye aapko nahaye huwe.


Akbar: Aise public me mera insult mat kar yaar.



Birbal: Aah! Ab lag rahe ho Shahensha type. Lungi bhi naya hai. Mast lag raho ho bhai.


Akbar: Lungi nahi! Kitni baar bola hai, yeh mera lungi nahi hai. Isse Shahi Kameez kehte hain. Tujh jaisa anpad gawar kya jaane iska mol?


Birbal: Gawar tu. Anpad tu. School gaya hai kabhi? 8 pass hun main haan.


Taan Sen: Arey gadhon, jhagra choro aur chalo. Dhande ka time ho raha hai.



Akbar, Birbal, aur Taan Sen Shahi mahal ke bahar khada hoke tourist logo ka wait kar raha hai. Aur bhi bahut saare guides hain unke saath khade huye, customers ke intezaar mein.



Akbar: Viru... Yaar tera yeh idea mujhe bilkul theek nahi lag raha hai. Tu ne kaha tha ke agar inn guides ko bhi mauka diya jaaye toh yeh humein har roz apne kamai ka hissa denge. Par 6 mahina ho gaya aur ek bhi paisa inn logo ne nahi diya.


Birbal: Janaab har business mein sabr karna padta hai. Aur apko toh pata hi hai, sabr ka fal meetha hota hai.



Akbar: Aur kitne din aise chalega yaar. Roz roz main Jodha ke purse se paise chura ke tujh jaise haraam khoron ko daroo biri pilata hoon. Aur har roz ghar jaa ke pitaai.


Birbal: chinta mat kar dost. Woh dekh gaadi aa rahi hai. Sayad tourist log hi honge. Sunn, woh log aate hi hum kud padenge maidan mein.


Woh tourist logo ki gaadi aayi toh Akbar, Birbal aur Taan Sen unn logo par toot pada. Par baat nahi bani. Beech me se ek dusra guide woh customer uda le gaya. Tourist logo ke saath us guide ki kuch baat cheet huyi aur phir woh guide thodi duur khade inn teeno ke paas aaya.


Guide: Ae fancy dress party! Idhar sunn!


Akbar: Main?


Guide: Haan. Haan tu.


Akbar: Haan bol kya baat hai?


Guide: Mere customer ke saath kya locha laga raha tha be?


Akbar: Kyun? Tu kaun hai?


Guide: Apun tera baap hai.


Birbal: Humayun unkil!


Guide: Apun ka naam Appu Raja... Baja dunga tera baaja. Kya? Bole toh apun Appu Guide.


Akbar: Raju Guide suna tha. Yeh Appu Guide kahan se aa gaya? Uska sequel hai kya?



Guide (chaaku nikaal ke) : Saale apun tere ko nautanki lagta hai? Yeh dekha hai... Rampuri kehte hain isko. Khade khade keema bana dunga samjha? Sunn... Bhale ke hiye hi bol raha hun... Apun ke under mein aaja... 40 rupiya roz...tum teeno ko. Achcha lage toh bol nahi toh kalti maar. Khali pili dimaag mat chaat.


Akbar: Nahi nahi... Humein manzoor hai. Kyun Birbal?


Birbal: Meri haan hai... Tunnu se poocho.


Taan Sen: Theek hai. Par karna kya hai?


Guide: Tourist pakad ke mere paas lana.


Akbar:


Birbal:


Taan Sen:

Shahensha Akbar ka darbaar

Waqt: 8:30 pm




Akbar: Bahut dinon se naach gaana nahi huwa. Anarkali kahan hai.

Birbal: Woh toh gayi huzoor...

Akbar: kahan?


Birbal: Koi Ram Gopal Verma hai. Woh ek nayi film bana raha hai... Aag 2. Usme usse ek item song karne ka role mila hai.

Akbar: Aag 2!!!
Kuch log kabhi nahi sudharte...


Taan Sen: Rakhi Sawant se mera contact hai. 50-60 rupay mein ek ghanta toh naach hi degi. Waise bhi ussko koi poochta toh hai nahi.


Akbar: Usse achcha hai ke tu hi do chaar thumke laga do. 50-60 rupay ka main tharra pee jaun, par Rakhi Sawant ko ek phuti kaudi na doon...


Birbal: Tab toh koi chance nahi hai.


Taan Sen: Blue film dekhenge huzoor?

Akbar: haan haan. Maine pehle kabhi nahi dekha hai....


Birbal: Lo kar lo baat. Shahensha ho ke blue film dekhoge huzoor?


Akbar: Matlab?


Taan Sen: Choro uss Birbal ki baaton ko. Huzoor... Aap chalo mere saath. Apko ek se badh kar ek achche cheez dikhata hoon.


Akbar:


Tv ke saamne Akbar, Birbal aur Taan Sen.

Akbar: Kudi badi mast hai. ye angrez ladkiyan hoti hi hain aisi. Dekho toh lund bhadak jaaye.

Birbal: Budhaape mein itni tadap achchi nahi hai.


Akbar: Birbal! tu apna zubaan bandh rakhega.

Oye teri...yeh ho kya raha hai?

Taan Sen: Isse 69 pose kehte hain huzoor.

Akbar: Ooh muth maarne ka mann kar raha hai... Ohh kya cheez hai yeh.

Birbal: Koi fayda nahi hai huzoor... Iss umar mein wahan se sirf dhuuan hi niklega.

Kuch der film chalne ke baad...


Akbar: aah. Main thakk gaya hun...
Kuch huwa hi nahi...

Parr mere kameez mein yeh chipku chipku kya hai? Tannu!!!



Taan Sen:


Akbar: BIRBAL!!!


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